Garden Sanity Tee

$39.59 NZD

Introducing the Garden Sanity Tee—for those days when only the garden stands between you and a headline. Featuring the hilariously dark phrase 'Gardening, because murder is wrong,' this shirt is perfect for plant lovers who know that pulling weeds is a much better outlet for frustration than... well, other options. Soft, comfy, and a bit on the twisted side, this tee is ideal for anyone who finds peace and satisfaction in the simple act of nurturing plants while getting out a little aggression. Whether you're planting flowers or just plotting your next landscaping project, this shirt is a reminder that sometimes, all you need is a trowel and a little humor to keep things under control!

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  •  Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.