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Existential Growth Sweater

325,31 kr SEK

Embrace the cozy side of existential dread with the Existential Growth Sweater—perfect for those who feel a chill from the void and need a little warmth, both inside and out. Sporting the darkly humorous phrase 'Are you dead inside? Try Gardening!' this sweater is your invitation to find meaning in the chaos of life by nurturing something green. Soft, comfortable, and just a bit introspective, it’s ideal for those late nights pondering the universe or early mornings tending to your plants. After all, if you can’t fill the void in your soul, you might as well fill your garden. Slip into this sweater, grab a spade, and remember: when the universe doesn’t make sense, at least you can grow tomatoes.

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More details

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Regular fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Existential Growth Sweater Size Guide

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Size label Length Width Sleevelength
S
27
20
33 1/2
M
28
22
34 1/2
L
29
24
35 1/2
XL
30
26
36 1/2
2XL
31
28
37 1/2
3XL
32
30
38 1/2
4XL
33
32
39 1/2
5XL
34
34
40 1/2

Supplier-provided measurements may differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

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A Length

Position the start of the tape measure at the top of the garment next to the collar (at the high point shoulder) and extend it down to the item's bottom.

B Width

Position the tape measure at one side of the chest and extend it horizontally to the opposite side.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, move along the sleeve's top seam up to the shoulder, secure the tape here, and continue along the sleeve until you reach its end.