Existential Growth Tee
Introducing the Existential Growth Tee—perfect for those who’ve stared into the void and decided to plant a garden there. Featuring the hauntingly relatable phrase 'Are you dead inside? Try Gardening!' this shirt is a darkly humorous nod to the fact that sometimes, the best way to cope with life’s meaningless chaos is to nurture something green. When the abyss gazes back at you, just grab a trowel and show it who’s boss. This tee is for those who’ve accepted that while the universe may be indifferent, at least your plants care... as long as you water them. So, if you’re looking for a way to fill that void in your soul, start with a seed, some dirt, and this shirt—because if nothing matters, you might as well make something grow.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Hummingbird Balcony
- Email: contact@support.hummingbirdbalcony.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Dishwasher and microwave safe Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Existential Growth Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleevelength |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|
