My Crop Top – Farm Fresh & Slightly Inappropriate
Who needs designer fashion when you've got fresh vegetables and a questionable sense of humor?
The My Crop Top Tee is for gardeners who appreciate a good pun, a productive harvest, and making people do a double take. Featuring a vintage-inspired pin-up gardener proudly showing off her latest crop, this shirt is guaranteed to get laughs at the farmers market, garden center, or family barbecue.
Perfect for anyone who spends all spring planting vegetables and all summer pretending they don't have room for more tomatoes.
Features:
- 100% organic humor
- Zero fashion advice
- High yield of compliments
- May encourage impulse seed purchases
Best worn while:
- Harvesting vegetables
- Buying plants you don't need
- Explaining why the garden budget got out of hand
- Casually reminding everyone that your crop top actually grows crops
Because some people grow a wardrobe.
You grow dinner.
More details
- 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather colors are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Midweight fabric (5.4 oz)
- Yarn diameter: 32 singles
- 1 × 1 micro rib fabric for a soft, stretchy feel
- Fitted, mid-length silhouette
- Side-seamed construction
- Set-in sleeves with contrast coloring
- Crewneck binding
- Pre-shrunk fabric for lasting fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Hummingbird Balcony
- Email: contact@support.hummingbirdbalcony.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
My Crop Top – Farm Fresh & Slightly Inappropriate Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
19
|
14
|
|
M
|
19.6
|
14.75
|
|
L
|
20.4
|
15.7
|
|
XL
|
21.1
|
16.7
|
|
2XL
|
21.9
|
17.8
|
